You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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