How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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