someone threw a dead crab at me
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
