Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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