Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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