I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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