basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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