He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
operation have a gay friend backfired
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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