i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Sacagawea was the original milf.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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