i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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