No awkward lesbian experiences without me
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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