rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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