People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
so let's talk penis.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Randomize
