we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Just high enough for therapy.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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