I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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