so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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