I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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