whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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