At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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