Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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