I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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