i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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