I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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