Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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