You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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