Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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