my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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