GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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