HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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