Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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