i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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