Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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