Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
We are all done wearing pants today
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