I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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