the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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