Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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