I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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