I haven't been this sober since birth.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize
