Her vagina should come with caution tape.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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