Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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