I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You work out of a Hotel?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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