marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
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