i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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