Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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