Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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