So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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