idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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