consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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