she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
My ATM looks so different sober.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
why is half of my head shaved?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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