quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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