haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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