I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Randomize
