Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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