she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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