I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
