the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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