i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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