Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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