you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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